Girls are evil

Monica was a strange chick,
Her love felt like a bad trip,
Erica was hormone-driven, her affairs still unforgiven,
Katrina had fake breasts,
There’s no relationship that lasts,
So let me tell you once again,
The message of this song.

Girls are evil, yes I know,
They treat you bad and leave you all the time,
Girls are evil, I suppose,
None of them ever stayed with me,
And so I hate them all!

Pamela cost me my erection,
She had a real bad infection,
Maria wasn’t heaven sent,
She did it with my best friend,
Tara never left me,
I could never feel free,
So let me tell you once again,
The message of this song.

Girls are evil, yes I know,
They treat you bad and leave you all the time,
Girls are evil, I suppose,
None of them ever stayed with me,
And so I hate them all!